Tuesday 16 November 2010

I do not drink coffee because...

1) It leaves a smell hours after its been consumed.


2) Its bitterly strong.


3) Its dirt coloured brown.


4) It costs more than tea.


5) It stains my cute cups.


6) It doesn't look as warm on a cold day, as tea does.


7) It keeps me awake when all i want to do is sleeeeeeep.


8) Its addictive.


9) It stains my teeth


10) I do not drink coffee because, i don't want to!





4 comments:

  1. Well done! Straight to the point - and with feeling.

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  2. lol...but tea has more cafeine ;) I drink decaf coffee. If I have regular coffee or tea..more than a cup a day I get very cranky.

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  3. I'm trying 2 follow you by the way but it keeps doing an error :(

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  4. I hate coffee and these are most of the reasons, those and it tastes so terrible!

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